This is the first story from Anne, so give her a nice welcome! She's kicking off the Song to Story Challenge with a Sleeping Beauty retelling based on the song "Happy Birthday"
Brier's Curse
By Anne Leskey
(Based on the song "Happy Birthday")
(Based on the song "Happy Birthday")
Once
upon a time there was a small kingdom, ruled by King Louis and Queen Rachel.
For many years they had longed for a child, mostly a girl.
One day
Queen Rachel came to a fairy, despondently.
“Your
Majesty, what can I do for you?” the fairy said, waving away a black and orange
butterfly.
“Well.”
The queen glanced around. “I want a child.”
“Humph,”
snorted the fairy. “All right. I’ll get you one. But, one thing, dear, don't
forget to invite me to the Celebration!”
The
queen agreed and went home. One year later a royal celebration was ongoing. The
King and Queen had invited the fairies whom everybody thought about, twelve.
They, though, forgot the one that gave them their daughter. The fairies were to
give the baby gifts.
“Beauty!”
laughed one, daintily placing a rose in the child's hair.
“Joy,”
the second retorted. “No child can live without it.”
“A sweet
little voice,” the third chuckled.
“Dancing
skill,” the fourth said. “And...”
“Only
one gift!” snapped the fifth. “We have to leave something for the last ones!
Manners for her highness is mine!”
“She'll
retain her beauty even unto her old, wilting age!” sighed the sixth, a blond
pretty one. “Alas that I didn't give myself that before I shriveled up!”
“I
already gave her beauty!” screeched the first. “You…cheated!”
“Oh…Must
I give her one?” said the seventh fairy. “I can't think of anything…except that
one that my friend gave to peasants. May she always like her peas!”
“Why not
that she like broccoli…a family trait!” the King said.
The
fairy frowned and ushered up the eighth.
“Ohhhhhh!”
said she, lightly touching the child. “I think she should have the gift of
people liking her, like a dog seems to like fleas and all manner of disgusting
smells!”
“Couldn't
you have thought of a better…example. Her majesty has a weak stomach,” the
ninth rebuked. “Speaking of stomachs, may she always be brave, or a least be
able to put on a front!”
The
tenth sighed. “Ah, may she never have back pains!”
“That DOES
NOT RUN IN THE FAMILY!” the king boomed.
“Oh!”
the eleventh sniffled. “May she never catch any sickness, of the sort of cold
or influenza.”
“Why am
I always the last?” the last said, woefully.
Suddenly
the door burst open as the forgotten fairy came into the room, pulling a green
shadow over everything, with a large wind.
“I told
you not to forget me! In repayment of your debt,” she spat. “Little Brier Rose
will DIE on her sixteenth birthday. And to watch you attempt to break this: It
shall be of a needle!”
She
vanished, leaving the queen wringing her hands so hard that she almost fainted.
The king began to wail, still saying that dying on one's sixteenth birthday
didn't run in the family. Rose began to happily coo. The nobles looked worried.
Queen Rachel looked about expectantly. The cook, not knowing what was going on,
came in blowing a loud horn, bringing a large yellow cake.
“Destroy!
Crush! Bargain!” cooed Rose, speaking for the first time.
“That's
it!” the king said. “But it doesn't work!”
“Your
majesty,” the last fairy said, “I recall that I haven't given Little Rose a
gift.”
The
queen looked up hopefully, tears having forever ruined her dress.
“I
cannot completely revoke the…ahem…curse.”
At this
moment the none-to-bright cook said, “Anyone like some food? I dunno why ya all
are talking about curses and all that. But I do believe that it's lunch time.”
Everyone
ignored her. The fairy made it so that Rose should not die but sleep for one
hundred years. Every alive thing in the kingdom, excluding plants, would
instantly fall asleep the moment she did. Also the surrounding kingdoms would
sleep until two days before she woke. With that all the fairies left. The King
and Queen smiled.
Fifteen Years Later:
“Mama! Mama! MAMA!” yelled fifteen-years-and-eleven-months-old
Rose, outside the meeting room. “Mary says that lunch is ready!”
Queen
Rachel walked out. “Shh, Rose, go eat, then.”
Rose
left, sneezing; her golden retriever Rag-Doll’s hair always made her sneeze.
She walked into the kitchen, snatched a sandwich (she never really was very
hungry) and walked outside. A noise in the bushes started her and a horse came
rearing out.
“Ick!”
she squealing said, reaching for the horse's mane. “Easy, boy!”
“Girl,
actually,” a voice said. “We apologize for Heather.”
A tall
boy stepped out of the bushes. “I…We are Prince Eric of…I can't remember what.”
“Um, I
am…We…Brier Rose,” said Rose, laughing.
Queen
Rachel came out. She glanced at Eric. She nodded. “There you are,” she said. “Your
father sent you.”
He
nodded. Queen Rachel told him that in one month there would be a great
celebration of Rose's sixteenth birthday. He ran off. Five days later he came
back with the news that King Patrick, who was King Louis's friend, and Queen
Ellen would come to the celebration.
On Rose's Sixteenth Birthday:
Rose
skipped, despite being sixteen, into the bedroom.
“Rose,
stop!” Queen Rachel said.
Either
not heeding or not hearing, Rose went into the room, to fetch her new yellow
silk dress. Rose did not know, though, that one of the seamstresses had dropped
a needle. If she had, she wouldn't have gone in. As it was, she went in and
slipped on a large piece of silk.
“OW!”
she yelped, as the said needle slipped a little into her finger.
“Oh,
dear, Rose?” Queen Rachel came up, fainting as she saw the needle.
Rose fell asleep. Instantly everything in the
kingdom fell asleep, making some amusing positions, seeing as they didn't fall,
but merely became like statues.
Ninety-nine
years, eleven months, and twenty nine days later Eric woke up, and realized
that he had to go to the celebration. “Ugh,” he groaned. “Mother never wakes me
up!”
He rode
to the kingdom. The walls were covered in vines, which he climbed, seeming not
to notice his horse ran away. Pausing at the mossy gates, he sighed,“What
happened here?” using his old habit of talking to himself. Pushing his way in, he came across what looked
like painted statues. “Oh, there must be an enchantment,” he said to a random
overgrown plant.
He
pushed open another door and found Rose.
******
Queen
Rachel woke up. Remembering the details of the enchantment, she wondered if
Rosie had woken up. King Louis was walking around, passing by Queen Rachel,
wondering why he hadn't asked the fairy to preserve the food. Queen Rachel
began to walk up the stairs when she heard a heavy thud, coming from Rose
falling off the bed, and two screams.
“Oh,
Rose must be awake,” King Louis said. “Just think, I'm one hundred and thirty-six!”
Queen
Rachel ignored him, rushing into Rose’s moldy room.
“Hello,”
Eric said, sheepishly. “I came for the celebration; however, I found people
practically stone!”
“Mother,”
Rose said. “The fairy said that everything, plants, food, cloth, all that,
would be back to normal in five seconds!”
In the
named time, the things turned back to normal. The celebration went on as
planned one hundred years before. The yellow silk was discarded for a silver
one. Eric went out to find his horse. Heather, however, had found her way back to
his kingdom, so after a five-day trip, he found the horse and then rode for two
days back to King Louis' kingdom. There he found his mother and father.
“Eric!”
sniffled his mother, Queen Ellen. “You've been gone for seven days!”
******
Three years later Eric and Rose got married. And,
though they lived happily, most people thought they didn't because they fought
about things like the flavor of cookies. King Louis and Queen Rachel had
another child, William, and he married Eric's sister, Marian.
The
Kings resigned and William, Marian, Rose, and Eric became the kings and queens.
The Fairy who cursed Rose was pardoned and went by Joan, although she said she
wouldn't accept their forgiveness because they did promise that she
would get to be at the baby's party.
Heather,
a Clydesdale mare, and Rag-Doll, who insisted on shedding all over the place, having
received gifts from Joan, lived with Eric, Rose, Joanna, and Little Louis.
Every one of the royal people liked to boast that he or she was extremely old,
until one day they found Little Louis saying that he was “eighty-five hundred,
like Father!” to the empress. She raised her eyebrows, looking at the three-year-old
child.
The
Fairy, that half revoked the curse, went by Sarah, and became Joanna's and
Louis's governess, in a manner. Sarah also governed William and Marian’s child,
Catherina.
THE END
Copyright 2016 by Anne Leskey
Inspired by:
Happy Birthday To You, which,
according to Wikipedia, is by Patty Hill and Mildred J. Hill.
This was really cute! Nice twist on a retelling of Sleeping Beauty. I especially likes the faeries and the king's protestations :)
ReplyDeleteThis is very funny, and I love "Ninety-nine years, eleven months, and twenty nine days later Eric woke up, and realized that he had to go to the celebration." And yes, the King's input!
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteAh, yes; Marvelously hilarious! And everybody's said it before, so, in order not to copy, "Ναι, ο βασιλιάς ήταν εξαιρετικά αστείο." I also really liked the cook. A truly tremendously wise cook. A real expert in the arts of living, that cook.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Though, you may have misread,'The none-to-bright cook' isn't wise, except in the art of cooking.
DeleteI am quite certain that I did not misread the aforementioned sentence subject, however eating is of fantastic importance in any such times and, as such, the cook becomes the bearer of extreme wisdom.
DeleteOh my word, this was good. XD
ReplyDeleteLove it how the first thing the king declares is, “Just think, I'm one hundred and thirty-six!”
You did a great job with the fairies; so diverse. With their manner of speech, I can't help but wonder...are they siblings? :D
Great job, Anne!
Thank you. I suppose the Fairies are sisters, though I hadn't really thought about it.
DeleteI was impressed with how you captured a lot of personality in each character in such a short story. I feel like they would absolutely fill up every page if this were a novel. Reminded me a lot of Jessica Day George's characters, actually. ^_^
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