Valor by Fire
By Joseph Leskey
Sir James
woke to his general, Sir Henry, looking straight at him. “On your feet, men,
er, man.”
James tried
not to appear sleepy. Warily, he said, “Good morning, General.”
The general
smirked, and went out of the tent, calling over his shoulder, “I’ll be back
soon; you’d better be ready.”
“Yes, sir!”
Reminding himself that now he was a soldier, he heaved himself up from his mat. Straightening his new tunic, he stepped to his tent’s flap. Cringing, he opened
it, and stepped through.
He smiled
with relief, when he saw his only true friend coming towards him. “William!”
The man
grinned. “I was almost shot, James!”
“How?” James
knew of no battles. “Why wasn’t I wakened?”
“Some fool
shot at me in his sleep.” He gestured behind him.
“Which one?”
asked James.
“I didn’t
check.” He threw a loaf of bread at James. “Eat quickly; I’ll distract
everyone.” He quickly walked off.
James sat
down, cross-legged, on the grass and ate. After he did, he stalked over to
where plans were being made for battles.
“I greet
you, Lord Right-hand,” jeered a soldier.
James
ignored him. Everybody knew that he was the only soldier to be right-handed.
The general,
who was loudly stating that a certain strategy wouldn’t leave enough food,
turned abruptly. “Greetings, Sir James. I forgot about you…sorry!” He eyed
James suspiciously.
“I
appreciate your apology,” said James.
“There are
reports of a fire beast,” prompted an officer, who was known as Sir Robert.
“Shut up,”
roared Sir Henry. “I’m getting to it.”
“There’ve
been reports of a huge, ferocious dragon. Of course, you
will not be the one to kill it. You’ve never done any valor in your life, and
you’re too cowardly to do any.”
James wisely
kept his mouth shut.
“One of our noble
knights is out destroying the fiend,” continued Sir Henry. “Doubtless,
he will be back soon.”
A soldier
quickly ran up. “Sir, our men are bringing back Sir Cedrick. He is greatly
wounded.”
“WHAT?”
roared the general. “Bring him here at once.”
They did so.
“He doesn’t
look very hurt,” James announced. Cedrick’s eyes opened, but shut quickly.
“What do you
know?” asked a soldier. “One of our doctors will fix him.”
They took
him away.
The general
said, “You can be excused.” James obeyed, and quickly went away to seek
William.
Instead,
William found him. “James!”
“Lord
Right-hand, if you please!” James pretended to be offended.
“Is that
what they called you today?” asked William cheerfully. “Well, they are Sir
Left-hands.” He smiled, a little mischievously. “At least you were not shot.”
“Are you
going to kill the dragon?” James asked.
“Are you?”
“The general
said I wasn’t.”
“Then
neither will I.”
“What about
orders?”
“I’ll
suddenly fall ill.” William fell to the ground, weakly clutching at his throat.
“Save
yourself the trouble.” James grinned.
Suddenly,
the camp erupted with shouts of “Dragon!” James’ eyes quickly roved the sky.
The beast was descending.
“Archers!”
shouted the general. Almost instantly, arrows started to fly. The dragon
snarled, and headed quickly towards a nearby village.
“We need to
do something,” James shouted.
“You seem to
forget that I am the general,” stated Sir Henry, coming up behind him.
“We will not go.”
“That
village has almost no protection,” yelled James in protest. “It is against all
rules of chivalry to desert it.”
“What would
your mothers say?” William addressed the soldiers. He added, “Sir James, follow
my example.”
“What use
are we dead?” shouted the general, as William started running. James followed
him. Before any objections came, they quickly borrowed crossbows and
arrow-filled quivers from two puzzled nearby archers.
Then they
ran to the stable, the whole camp now following them. They jumped onto horses,
grabbing long spears as they did so, and rode off.
“Stop!”
shouted the general.
“There is a
slight chance that he said to continue,” said William. “I’ll take it.”
The two
comrades hurried on, although the dragon greatly outdistanced them. Looking
back, they saw that the entire camp was now on horseback, charging after them.
“Maybe they
changed their minds,” William shouted.
“Only one
mind needed to be changed,” said James. Among Sir Henry’s men, it was well
known that their general wasn’t brave.
The dragon
decided to take the offensive. James winced as he realized that he had on no
armor. As the beast came up, both he and William fired their crossbows. The
projectiles glanced off.
“It’s
strong.” William stated the obvious. “At least it is gone from the village.”
James took a
deep breath. “Right.”
The two
quickly turned their mounts and followed the dragon, which suddenly plunged
downward and landed.
It breathed
streams of fire in many different directions, and then the battle began. Every
knight, except the general, started hacking away at the beast.
It easily
swatted them aside. The entire area was burning. William, at least, broke one
of the dragon’s teeth. James rushed up to the dragon with his spear, but both
he and his horse were thrown to one side. The dragon quickly flew away, towards
nearby mountains. Only one arrow followed it, this being William’s. Nobody knew
how he did it, but he had an uncanny ability to survive through most
everything.
“Well, shall
we get up?” he asked.
The general
got to his feet first, with greatly exaggerated pain. Then, everybody else did,
in almost one movement.
The general
turned to James and William. “Fools!” He snorted. “You must go and kill the
dragon by yourselves, since you seem so eager to do so. You may not
return until its head is in my hands.” As William and James began to mount, the
general snapped, “And don’t waste my horses.”
The two men
obediently dismounted, and began to walk towards the mountain.
Once they
were a distance away, William remarked. “Well, now we both are going to kill
it! Just what we wanted.”
“We will
see,” said James.
Walking
quickly, they soon reached the mountain, which they painfully climbed. Looking
down, they were greatly joyed to see ten soldiers riding towards the mountain.
This probably meant that they had come to help. They turned around, and to
their surprise, saw the dragon. It swatted at them, but they ducked and lunged
forward. It breathed a stream of fire, and James and William fell to the
ground, rolling.
It opened
its huge mouth to have a snack, but it got a large rock that William had heaved
up instead. This it easily consumed.
But, in the
short amount of time that it chewed it, the two knights rolled away.
They then
leaped upon the dragon, smashing their spears into its scaly body.
It suddenly
flew up, and moving quickly dropped them in a nearby valley.
Both spears
were lost, but they quickly drew their swords. They remembered that this valley
was greatly feared for its many enormously fat and long venomous servants.
The serpents
quickly came. The soldiers both fought them well; however, as they killed them,
many more appeared.
“We need
some fire,” yelled William.
“It’s right
on top of that mountain,” said James, plunging his sword through the head of a
snake.
“We are
supposed to be slaying a dragon.” William swung his sword around and cut the
heads off five snakes. He suddenly turned and killed a snake behind James.
“How many
are there?” James shouted.
“I don’t
know, Sir James,” responded William. “But enough to fight an army.”
“We need to
get back to that dragon,” James said. The knights turned and started running
towards the mountain, swinging their swords at the snakes.
Then they
began the long ascent, which was much more trouble than it had been before, as
miniature rockslides were happening the whole time. The sounds of battle on the
top enhanced the speed of the comrades.
When they
finally came to the top, they instantly began to fight. The metallic flash of
swords and the ominous red glow of dragon fire came from the top of the
mountain for nigh onto an hour.
It ended by
the mighty beast hurling them over the edge of the mountain, large rocks
following them. James was pinned to the ground by one. “William?”
“Eh?”
William smiled weakly.
“I’m
trapped.”
“At least
you aren’t dead!”
The dragon
suddenly descended, aiming its mouth towards the knights, now rendered harmless.
Long streams of fire burst through its throat. For once, James was glad that
there was a rock on top of him. But, even so, he struggled with all his might
to heave it off. William, meanwhile, was painfully throwing rocks at the
fire-breather. His amazing throws were smashing into the dragon’s head.
With a
mighty growl, the dragon opened its mouth wide and prepared to consume him.
With great effort, James picked up a rock, and threw it at the beast. He was
amazed when the rock smashed into the dragon’s neck. It worked. The dragon
turned from William, and bore down on James, smashing soldiers into the side of
the mountain with its tail as it went. James, finding that his sword was in his
hand the entire time, swung it at the dragon. He missed. The dragon used its
enormously long tail to pull a tree out of the ground. It smashed into the
rock, which then fell through a sinkhole, James with it. James slashed at the
dragon’s head. He missed. The rock, which he was now on top of, then turned,
and he grabbed a nearby tree branch to steady himself. At that moment, William,
with his last strength, hurled a large rock, which collided into the dragon
with tremendous force. The dragon, smoke rising from its nostrils, opened its
mouth and moved it towards the hole. The beast moved back quickly, however,
when James made a quick slice to its tongue.
In that
instant, he saw a tiny hole, where a scale had been dislodged by William’s last
stone.
Thankful
that he was right-handed, he thrust his sword at it with all his might. The
sword went deep into the dragon. Green blood gushed out onto him. Then, the
dragon fell into the hole, dead.
“Oof!”
shouted James. “William!” William, of course, did not hear him.
Pushing with
all his might, he could not dislodge the dragon.
Finally, he
began ripping the scales off it. Then, after a while he was able to cut the
dragon in half, resulting in him being covered in the foul beast’s gore.
“What my
mother would say…” he chuckled.
With many
slices, he finally got free. He climbed a tree out of the hole, with the
dragon’s head under his arm.
“William!”
he shouted, before running to his friend.
“I fear that
I don’t get to have a burial yet,” said William, yawning. “I always wondered
what they were li…” He suddenly sat up. “You’re a mess.”
“I think I
know that,” James stated.
The other
men began to stir.
“Fellow
men-at-arms,” shouted William. “We’ve got our very own dragon bane.”
Everybody
cheered weakly, as James held up the head.
“Now,”
William continued. “How about fixing up some of these wounds? I’m all for it.
Let’s go to the village.”
His comrades
followed his advice. Their horses had scattered, but they slowly made their way
on foot.
When they
finally arrived at the village, the people instantly knew that they had killed
the dragon. The soldiers spent two days at the village. The whole time, people
were shouting that they were the great warriors of the age. Then the twelve
comrades, being given fresh horses, rode off towards their general’s camp.
They put the
new horses in the stable, and sneaked up to the camp. The first thing they
heard was the general’s words, “Those fools are probably dead now, trying to go
kill that dragon.”
Another
voice said, “Of course. Of course.”
Suddenly,
there was the sound of beating hooves, and a messenger rode up on a white
horse. William and James went to meet him. The other soldiers, being advised by
William, went to their tents.
“Greetings,
Sirs,” said the messenger. “Do you know where I might find Sir Henry? I need to
tell him that he has been replaced by one Sir James.”
“He’s over
there.” James waved an arm.
“Thank you.”
The messenger dismounted and started off in the direction.
“James,”
said William. “You are Sir James.”
“What? Oh!”
James started. “Sir messenger, wait!”
“Is
something wrong?”
“No,” said
James. “I am Sir James.”
“You are?”
asked the messenger, looking carefully at him. He broke into a wide grin. “Oh,
yes! You are. I wondered why you had a dragon’s head. Here are the orders!” He
gave James a roll of parchment. “Make sure you let Sir Henry know.”
“I will,”
said James, hardly believing that he was being promoted.
The
messenger mounted and rode away.
James and
William crept to their tents.
Around
midnight, William sneaked into James’s tent. “I can’t sleep, imagining the
gen—Sir Henry’s face.”
“Me
neither,” said James, looking up. He was reading the order for the seventeenth
time. They stayed awake all night talking about it. A while before dawn, they
could not wait any more. They stood up, and marched over to Sir Henry’s large
tent. Going inside, James put the dragon’s head into the demoted general’s
hands, and said, “On your feet, man!”
“What is
this? Treachery?” The general looked at the dragon’s head.
“I’ll be
back. You’d better be ready.” James grinned. “And I won’t forget.”
“Guards!”
shouted the general. “This man has gone mad!”
James
quickly left, along with William, and began showing everybody his orders.
Everybody was extremely glad about them. Now that James had saved them all from
a dragon, they disrespected him no more.
“General
Right-hand!” they cheered.
“What’s
this? More treason?” asked Sir Henry, wandering from his tent. He was no longer
holding the head.
“These
are joyful soldiers,” corrected William.
James
carelessly tossed his orders on the strategy table.
“Even more
treachery? Why were you looking at my strategies? What are you
doing back, anyway? You are dead.”
“You seem to
forget that all of the men here made those strategies,” reproved James, evading
the other two questions. The soldiers cheered.
Sir Henry
sat down at the table, and glanced at the orders. His eyes widened. Then he
turned purple and red.
“WHAT?”
he thundered. “They cannot do this!”
“I didn’t
tell them to,” said James.
“I–you–you coward!”
shouted Sir Henry.
“Why are you
calling my friend a coward?” asked William. “Do you want to challenge him?”
Sir Henry
turned pale. “No! But I must be the general.”
“I have some
good advice for you,” stated William.
“What’s
that?”
“Go fight
some dragons.”
“What? There
aren’t any more.”
“I’ve got a
better idea, William,” said James.
“What would
that be, Sir?”
James raised
his voice. “Men, we will go kill some big, ferocious snakes! All
who wish to, and also Sir Henry, will.”
Copyright© 2015 by Joseph Leskey
Very funny! I like this:
ReplyDelete“James,” said William. “You are Sir James.”
“What? Oh!” James started. “Sir messenger, wait!”
“Is something wrong?”
“No,” said James. “I am Sir James.”
“You are?” asked the messenger, looking carefully at him. He broke into a wide grin. “Oh, yes! You are. I wondered why you had a dragon’s head....
Thank you!
DeleteHow could I resist not putting that in? :)
I really enjoyed this story, Joseph :) An exciting military adventure with a side of fantasy and humor. I also really liked how James was a right-handed man among many left-handed ones, which made it kind of different.
ReplyDeleteThank you!
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